Welcome to the
Keith Olbermann Slur Database
where we keep track of the insults hurled at the Edward R. Murrow
Eugene Ionesco of his generation
| SLUR | CATEGORY | NOTES and COMMENT |
|---|---|---|
| Child Molester | Sexual perversion | Usage: Any adult male that you don’t like. Recent usage re Olbermann: An outgrowth of the JonBenet Ramsey case. |
| Cocksucker | Sexual orientation | Common slur for any male you do not like. Commonly uttered by a heterosexual male who ain’t gettin’ any. [Do not -- I repeat -- NOT click that link if you are under the age of 18. Or if you are Jerry Falwell. Or Pat Robertson. Jerry and Pat can click here. Have a nice day :) ] |
| Dick, Limp | Sexual function | Common to denigrate the sexual prowess of someone you don’t like. (My favorite non-jagged little blue pill.) |
| Dope | Intelligence Quotient | And he’s phat, too. |
| re: Eye Glasses | Physical appearance, Fashion sense | Vision is a bad thing. [Lasik = Let some guy shoot a laser beam into your eyeballs. Yeah, right.] |
| Faggot, Gay, Homosexual, etc. | Sexual orientation | Common slurs for any male you do not like. Also: Faggot – cigarette (U.K.) |
| Hair, Grey | Physical appearance | Life isn’t a Black and White cookie. |
| Hair, Too much | Physical appearance | Implies he must be wearing a toupe. Or is juicing with hGH (hair growth factor). Has a ways to go before he reaches the Lyle Lovett Level, though. |
| Hair, Too little | Physical appearance | Not applicable. |
| Hair, Wrists | Physical appearance | OK, so maybe his forearms need a little trim …. |
| Ivy League graduate | Smarty pants | Uttered by those who had low SAT/ACT scores and/or bad grades and/or got stuck with going to a lousy public university. |
| Jew | Anti-Semitic | He’s not Jewish, but since when did logic have anything to do with this? (Jewish issue fully explained here.) |
| Keith Berman | U bent met me, Leer | I’m ready for my Thorazine, Dr. DeMille. |
| Krazy Keith | Mental health status | Use of double K’s — alliteration a plus. |
| Loony | Mental health status | Corollary of “Krazy Keith.” (Then again, for a grown man he does watch an awful lot of cartoons …) |
| Man tan | Physical appearance | Interesting use of color by (we assume) Caucasians to insult another Caucasian, akin to use of term “Redneck.” Presumably adopted from the common use of skin color to insult different ethnic groups or for insults within ethnic groups, e.g., Apple, Banana, Darkie, Oreo, Redskin, Twinkie, Whitey, Yellow Monkey, etc. See also RSDB. |
| NEW! Midget |
Physical appearance | “Keith Olbermann, World’s Tallest Midget.” Thanks, Jerry. |
| Penis, Small | Sexual function | See “Dick, Limp” |
| Tool | Hardware | Somewhere between the Garden and Paint departments of your local Sears store. |
| Turd nugget, Steaming | Bodily functions | Everyone Poops |
| Turd nugget, Braised | Bodily functions | Everyone Cooks |
| Turd nugget, Broiled | Bodily functions | The Galloping Gourmet |
| Turd nugget, Deep-fried | Bodily functions | You Can Cook |
| Turkey | Poultry | You want fries with that? |
| Unmarried | Various: Mental health status, Sexual, etc. | Raises questions of ability to commit, sexual orientation, sexual prowess, yada-yada-yada. Or perhaps he is just looking for |
| Yankee Apologist | Sports allegiance | Damn Yankees |
