| # | SONG | NOTES and COMMENT |
|---|---|---|
| -i | Miserlou | How this all started. |
| 0 | Theme from The Vikings | A cool way to go. And no one has to dig a grave. And when the boat sinks you feed the fishies. This method does, however, contribute to global warming. Al Gore probably wouldn’t approve. |
| i | Aloha ‘Oe | But aloha can mean “hello,” too. |
| ii | It’s the End of the World as We Know It | Dan Patrick channels Shiva, destroyer of worlds. |
| iii | Adagio for Strings | This is not “the theme from Platoon.” And The Internationale is not “the theme from Reds.” |
| iv | My Shit’s Fucked Up | Warren always had a way with words …. |
| v | You’re the Top | Reggie Miller should sing this to DP during Farewell Week. |
| vi | So Long, Farewell | Suggested by rrgirl |
| vii | Highway to Hell | Marilyn Manson and his evil twin, Ann Coulter. |
| viii | Don’t Dream It’s Over | Contributed by Scoop |
| ix | Hit the Road, Jack | For Stephen A. Smith. It was either this or Just Shut Up. |
| x | Nearer My God to Thee | Dan didn’t leave us with enough lifeboats, either. |
| xi | Loser | I’m sorry I used this song for Doug Gottlieb. I should have used it for Stephen A. Il mio male. |
| xii | Pie Jesu | Contributed by rrgirl |
| xiii | Good Things | Why Dan and Keith, of course. |
| xiv | We’re Not Gonna Take It | ESPN has offered up a smorgasbord of possible DP replacements. Lots of calories, but little nutritive value. |
| xv | The Thrill is Gone | Boy, is it ever. |
| xvi | Another Nail in My Heart | And a pair of knitting needles for the ears if Stephen A. Smith is on the air. |
| xvii | I Need You | After watching this video what I need is to get a couple of pomeranians. |
| xviii | Que Sera Sera | The Man Who Knew Too Much? Quite frankly, this is not Stephen A. Smith. |
| xix | Resource from Koyaanisqatsi | Without DP on the radio life has been out-of-kilter. |
| xx | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Where do we go to find DP’s new show? |
| xxi | It Had to be You | And Keith, too. |
| xxii | Adagio for Strings, techno style | To send DP dancing off to his next gig. |
| xxiii | Good Thing | DP rides a scooter off into the sunset? |
| xxiv | The End | Come on baby, light my fuego. |
| xxv | Simply the Best | Contributed by rrgirl. |
| xxvi | There Will Never Be Another You | All the others are just pretenders. |
| xxvii | Nothing Compares 2 U | Well, Keith kind of compares to you …. |
| xxviii | One for My Baby | NBC did one heck of a better job with Johnny’s farewell than ESPN did with Dan’s. |
| xxix | Happy Trails | Until we meet again. |






