Keith .. Olbermann .. Is .. Evil

28 December 2007, Friday

“Good fences make good neighbors.”

Filed under: All Creatures Great and Small — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 00:18:59

The director of the San Francisco Zoo, where a Siberian tiger killed a teenager and mauled two men on Tuesday, said Thursday that the concrete wall surrounding the area where the animal had been held was 12 feet 5 inches tall, nearly 4 feet shorter than the recommended national standard.

The Association of Zoos and Aquariums, a professional zoological organization that establishes “acceptable standards” for animal facilities, recommends that the fortress around a tiger exhibit be 16 feet 4 inches tall.

    —-Wall Isolating Tiger Habitat Is Shorter Than Zoos Advise

I don’t know. Our cats can leap from the driveway to the top of a wooden fence, a height of about 6 feet. If our fat little friends can do that, I’m thinking a tiger enclosure should have walls of at least 40 feet.

Mending Wall

Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,

That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it,

And spills the upper boulders in the sun;

And makes gaps even two can pass abreast.

The work of hunters is another thing:

I have come after them and made repair

Where they have left not one stone on a stone,

But they would have the rabbit out of hiding,

To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean,

No one has seen them made or heard them made,

But at spring mending-time we find them there.

I let my neighbor know beyond the hill;

And on a day we meet to walk the line

And set the wall between us once again.

We keep the wall between us as we go.

To each the boulders that have fallen to each.

And some are loaves and some so nearly balls

We have to use a spell to make them balance:

‘Stay where you are until our backs are turned!’

We wear our fingers rough with handling them.

Oh, just another kind of outdoor game,

One on a side. It comes to little more:

There where it is we do not need the wall:

He is all pine and I am apple orchard.

My apple trees will never get across

And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him.

He only says, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’

Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder

If I could put a notion in his head:

‘Why do they make good neighbors? Isn’t it

Where there are cows? But here there are no cows.

Before I built a wall I’d ask to know

What I was walling in or walling out,

And to whom I was like to give offense.

Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,

That wants it down.’ I could say ‘Elves’ to him,

But it’s not elves exactly, and I’d rather

He said it for himself. I see him there

Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top

In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed.

He moves in darkness as it seems to me,

Not of woods only and the shade of trees.

He will not go behind his father’s saying,

And he likes having thought of it so well

He says again, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’

    —- Robert Frost

2 Comments »

  1. What a horrific story. I feel so sorry for the families of the victims.

    One of my aunts has a cat who is fairly old but he can leap from the floor to the top of a shelf, about 5′. And not from a running start. He’ll just be sitting or standing on the floor and with one motion he is on top the shelf. I read one news story that said tigers in zoos are not as physcially conditioned as tigers in the wild, but still. A 16′4″ wall would slow one down but not stop one.

    Comment by judie4mets — 28 December 2007, Friday @ 12:53:29

  2. The tiger thing is horrible. Zoos need to be more like wild animal parks where the animals roam and the people go by in trams. Keeping a tiger fat and lazy so it is too out of shape to kill people seems to be missing the spirit of zoos.

    At our zoo I went on a tour and they explained that the gazellas can jump out easily from their pens, so what they do with the babies is encourage them to jump out once and then the zookeepers chase it back in by banging garbage lids. The poor creature gets so frightened it will never jump out again. What a security system, huh? I am just hoping they have a better method for the big cats. Sheesh.

    Comment by hawaii — 29 December 2007, Saturday @ 11:51:27

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