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30 September 2007, Sunday

There is Crying in Baseball: New York Mets edition

Filed under: Let's Go Mets!, Wheel of Life — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 21:20:23

The Wheel of LifeWell, folks, I’m stunned.

I really thought we’d win (yeah, even trailing 7-0 after the top of the 1st) and at least force a play-off for the NL East.

Over the past few weeks as the Mets’ slide continued I thought about a passage from It’s a Wonderful Life where Joseph says that Clarence has “the IQ of a rabbit” and God replies “but he’s got the faith of a child.” While I think that I am smarter than a rabbit, I do have the faith of a child. One thing good about being involved in sports and/or being a sports fan is that it keeps you in touch with your inner child. And right now my inner child is hurting.

Thanks for your kind words, Scoop and hawaii, which I think I’ll address tomorrow. For now I’m just going to sit around and listen to depressing Pearl Jam songs for the rest of the night.

All I can do now is stare out the window and wait for spring ….

Mets Fuego

Filed under: Let's Go Mets! — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 12:34:21

http://www.buddhanet.net/e-learning/history/kuanyin-txt.htmBill wrote in The Worst Buddhist in the World:

How about your zen man Peterson leading the charge in yesterday’s fight? Not a Mets fan, but I HATE the Phillies—-GO METS!!!!!!!!

Let go of anger.
Let go of pride.
But not when the opposing pitcher is throwing at one of our guys.

I heard the fight (or rather “fight,” since nothing really happened except for shouting and shoving). The Mets game was at 1pm ET but it was blacked out on MLB.TV even though the Fox game-of-the-week broadcast did not start until 4pm ET. (Why do we let Rupert Murdoch ration baseball in America?) I listened to the game live on WFAN and watched about half of it last night after MLB.TV put it in their video archive. I was surprised to see Rick Peterson, our mild-mannered pitching coach, right out there. I’m not sure if he was “leading the charge,” but he did get out on the field pretty dang fast.

I’d read on some Mets’ fans blogs a while back that what the team needed was a brawl to get it going. I thought that was pretty ridiculous. Other blogs and forums have complained about Willie Randolph, the Mets manager, and his quiet demeanor. With the teams’ underachieving season and especially during the late-season slide (perhaps into the abyss — we’ll know in a few hours) certain fans have said that Randolph needed to show emotion and light a fire under the team to get them going.

I’ve always liked Randolph, since his Yankee days. And I like a quiet leader. I don’t need someone — a boss or a coach — to get me fired up. I come with a lot of internal motivation (at least for tasks that mean something to me), so I don’t need a lot of outside help.

But in considering how uneven the season has gone and especially during the past few weeks when the team has played some really bad ball, I thought about some successful coaches I have known. What stands out is how they knew how to approach each individual athlete. Some people need to be cajoled, some need to be yelled at, some need a pat on the back, some need a kick in the pants. It’s like being a parent: each kid is different and has to be approached differently.

So while I like the style of the quiet leader, a good leader knows how to motivate in many different ways. It would be phony for Randolph to adopt a fiery persona. He’s no Piniella. There’s no quicker way to lose someone’s confidence than to be a phony. But I think he needs to learn how to better manage each of his players individually, as well as managing the group of them.

I don’t know if yesterday’s brouhaha will motivate the team to win today. I just hope they play well. If they play well the chances of winning are high. When I turn on The New Dan Patrick Show tomorrow morning I want to hear DP talking about the Mets being in the post-season. And I want to hear Lou:

“Bow wow wow!”

(“Let’s go Mets!”)

28 September 2007, Friday

The Worst Buddhist in the World

Filed under: Let's Go Mets! — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 18:42:38

http://www.buddhanet.net/ftp01.htmOn Broken Hearts and Addiction:

Scoop: Stay strong, KOIE. As an Indians fan, I understand completely. These are the times that try fans’ souls. …

hawaii: A computer friend of mine said recently about the Padres – “Being a Padre fan is like having a heart attack year after year. A very slow heart attack”. Right now that goes for being a Met fan too.It may go for much of baseball’s fans (except maybe Yankee fans). It certainly applies to a large portion of the NL this year. …

Judie: For the Mets fans it’s been more like a heart attack every inning and especially when a relief pitcher comes in.

We either get loads of hitting and no pitching or good pitching and no hitting, like last night.

We have tickets for Sunday and it’s going to be the most tense game of the season (if we havne’t clinched by then, and I’m not taking anything for granted.)

KOIE, this is EXACTLY like a relationship that is ending but you don’t want it to end. Have faith. Believe.

A central tenet in Buddhism is that life is suffering, which I bought into even before I was a Mets fan.

Another key concept is that of attachment, i.e. one’s attachment to earthly (and thus transient) things and ideas lead to suffering. I believe this, too.

So how the heck did I let myself become so damned attached to the Mets?

I can’t believe how wound up I’ve been all month, especially during the big slide we’ve been on the past two weeks. Every game has felt like a playoff game. Every pitch and every at-bat has been a heart attack.

In working on my daily game recaps (what shows up in the right margin under the picture of Mr. Met) I’ve been reading more Buddhist scripture, looking for pithy ways to describe each game. But it has lead me to try to understand Buddhism better. I wasn’t exactly expecting the Mets to make me a more religious person, but there you have it. The season has been an interesting test of my faith, both in the Mets and in my Buddhist beliefs.

OK, so it’s not normal to read the Dhammapada, the Heart Sutra, and the Tao Te Ching (not Buddhist, per se, but conceptually similar) looking for ways to understand the 2007 Mets. Would Buddha be a baseball fan? As regards suffering, he’d love the Mets. And he’d really love the Cubs.

No one knows how the season will end. All I know is that I don’t want it to end this weekend. I want it to end in October. Deep in October.

Let’s go Mets.

The New Dan Patrick Show: “It’s the Big Show with Dan and Lou!”

Filed under: En Fuego! — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 14:36:44

Forget Olbermann.

We love the dog.

On The New Dan Patrick Show: Lou the Showkiller?:

rrgirl: I can’t decide which of them is promoting the other’s career, but the synergy is irresistable.

hawaii: From Dan’s newest video it look s like he will be broadcasting from home, so Lou would work out perfectly. I loved the Lou retrospective of the other day too. Something about a big, tall sports guy and a little white dog makes for a very appealing combo (though I would like it to be a trio. I hope Keith Olbermann shows up in some regular fashion on Dan’s new show).

Well, OK. If Lou says it’s all right then KO can join them ….

Scoop: I would love that. And best of all, dogs can’t yell in a loud voice “BEEFY!” or “FAT!”

Lou could still provide editorial comment:

27 September 2007, Thursday

Broken Hearts and Addiction

Filed under: Let's Go Mets! — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 18:19:56

baseball-mono.jpgOn “The Mets…they will break your heart”:

Judie: It is like love, isn’t it?

You’ve only been a Mets fan for a short time but you are a true fan. We are glad to have you onboard. I have been a Mets fan since 5, that’s 33 years and counting!

Last night was awful but today is a new day. You gotta believe! Let’s go Mets!

Karl: Baseball hurts more for fans than other sports, too. The other seasons (NFL, NBA, NHL) are shorter. Baseball goes for 5-6 months. 7 if you count spring training. You are with your team almost every day for that time. Dysfunctional, maybe, but that’s like most relationships. Nothing is perfect. Love it while you can.

Judie: Crack!

That was the sound of my heart breaking a little bit more last night. Bad game. We almost pulled it out but that doesn’t forgive the poor play. But Never Give Up is right. Was CHurchill a Mets fan?

It feels like a relationship that is slipping away. The relationship hasn’t been perfect, but it’s been pretty good. Yet now it’s slipping away and there’s nothing you can do about it. But still you cling to the slim hope that something will happen to keep it alive.

158 games down, 4 to go. I don’t want it to end. I’m an addict.

This is sick.

Let’s Go Mets.

The New Dan Patrick Show: Lou the Showkiller?

Filed under: En Fuego! — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 13:15:17

http://danpatrick.com/He’d be great!

He’s a natural!

The camera loves him!

Instead of the Home Run Bell I think Lou could just bark when callers mention their height and weight.

26 September 2007, Wednesday

The New Dan Patrick Show: Are We There Yet?

Filed under: En Fuego!, Let's Go Mets! — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 12:36:31

simpsons-are-we-there-yet.jpgOK, so I’ve been remiss in keeping tabs on DP, but that’s only because I’ve been obsessing over the Mets. The entire month has been like this and I’m not sure how I will make it through the last five games of the season, much less October — should we get there. It’s never over until the Fat Lady sings, and right now she’s not even into her warm-up yet.

But DP’s counter is now down to 5 days (well, 4 days and some hours, minutes, and seconds), so it’s time to allow our thoughts to stray from the diamond. In thinking about DP’s return, this is the song that popped into my head; not much of a video, although I do kind of like the ’70s psychedelic flavor.

24 September 2007, Monday

Culture Club, the Dietary Edition

Filed under: Karma — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 16:54:00

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jkz6y9Bc0ykpsZybHUg1N5ThegLgFor the record, I’ve stopped fasting because I’ve been feeling sick. Plus I picked up a new pair of glasses on Friday and my eyes have been going batty trying to adjust to the new prescription, further contributing to a general feeling of wooziness. The optical shop had lots of frames to choose from (including many KO-type rectangular ones), but instead of picking something new I went back to an old pair that I rather like. I refer to them as my Ralphie Parker Specs.

Breakfast has even crept back into my life, with three straight days of cream of wheat. I hope it will help me get over this cold. It’s hard enough to follow this rollercoaster Mets’ season when I’m feeling well. Yesterday’s game was very stressful.

With the subject of diet bouncing around in my head lately, I read the following article in yesterday’s paper with interest and, eventually, disgust. Isn’t it typical of humans to put our pleasures above everything else, even the survival of another species? Oh, but we do these things because they are part of our “culture” and the Magic C Word trumps all.

If humans ever go extinct it’s not going to be like we don’t deserve it.

France Cracks Down on Songbird Delicacy
By Jenny Barchfield

PARIS (AP) — On the world’s list of weird foods, ortolan — a bite-size songbird roasted and gulped down whole — can claim a place of distinction. It’s an illegal place, though, since the ortolan is a protected species and hunting it is banned in France. Now the government is out to get poachers of the coveted fowl.

Thought to represent the soul of France, ortolan was reportedly on the menu at late French President Francois Mitterrand’s legendary “last supper” on New Year’s Eve 1995, eight days before he died. Though cancer had diminished his appetite, Mitterrand saved room for the piece de resistance — roasted ortolan — downing the 2-ounce bird, according to a detailed account in Esquire magazine and Georges-Marc Benamou, a journalist who was a Mitterrand confidant.

Some of the late president’s associates, however, insist the bird-eating never took place.

According to tradition, the French shroud their head in a napkin to eat ortolan: Tucking into the bite-sized bird — which is killed by being drowned in Armagnac, plucked and roasted with its yellow skin and skeleton intact — can be a messy business. It’s also an illicit one.

A 1998 law banned hunting the ortolan, a copper-breasted bird that migrates from Africa to Europe, because of its endangered status. Ortolan hunters — who trap the birds alive and keep them in cages for several weeks to fatten them up — face fines of up to $12,460 and six months in prison, if caught and convicted. But environmentalists complain the law is rarely enforced.

Earlier this month, the minister in charge of the environment, Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet, pledged to step up inspections of the ortolan’s habitat in the Landes region in southwestern France. The increased inspections have already born fruit, she said.

“The more you inspect, the more violations you find,” Kosciusko-Morizet told The Associated Press. Four hunters were caught red-handed and two seizures were made over the past two weeks, she said.

At one hunter’s house, inspectors found about 30 live birds being fattened in cages and another dozen frozen ones in the freezer. The man had set over 100 traps in a nearby forest, Kosciusko-Morizet said.

Environmentalists blame the poaching on continued demand for roasted ortolan — which aficionados say is satisfyingly crunchy, with a subtle hazelnut taste.

No longer on restaurant menus in France because of the ban, ortolan is eaten at home or served secretly to special restaurant clients. A single bird can fetch between $138-$210 on the black market, said Allain Beaugrain Dubourg, head of the League for the Protection of Birds.

He said hunters kill as many as 30,000 ortolans each year in France alone, contributing to an estimated 30 percent decline in their numbers over the past decade.

The League says there are an estimated 600,000 to 750,000 ortolan pairs in Europe, including 23,000 in France. Those that are caught are mostly migrating between eastern Europe and Africa, it says.

The European Union includes the ortolan on a list of birds that require special protection measures to ensure their survival. That means they cannot be captured or killed. The rule applies across the 27-member EU.

Fans of roasted ortolan have decried the increased inspections, saying they threaten a uniquely French culinary tradition, Beaugrain said.

Chefs contacted by the AP declined to comment.

Kosciusko-Morizet insists the stepped-up enforcement of the hunting ban is not aimed at ending the tradition, but rather at making it viable again.

“When we are talking about hunting a protected species, there comes a moment when you have to stop hunting it — if only to guarantee the species’ continuity,” she said, adding that the government has lifted other hunting bans once the animals’ numbers stabilized.

In the meantime, Kosciusko-Morizet is hoping people will lay off ortolans and turn their attention to other, legal French delicacies instead.

Escargot, anyone?

Associated Press Writers Philippine Boudet and John Leicester in Paris contributed to this report.

23 September 2007, Sunday

Hail, Cleveland!

Filed under: One Step Closer to the Promised Land — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 21:34:16

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2626706&cp=1452619.1452621.1452728
This one is for Scoop:

The Indians laid claim to their seventh division title in 13 seasons and first since 2001, winning behind a strong effort from Jake Westbrook. …
    — Return to the Throne

“The Mets…they will break your heart”

Filed under: Let's Go Mets! — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 13:10:11

Break Your Heart

In I’m on Hunger Strike Until the Mets Win Another Game:

Joanne wrote: The team has been having a great couple of years in recent times so obviously we would pick up some fair weather/bandwagon fans. I have been a Mets fan since age 10 and have lived through their highs and lows for the last 18 years. The Mets…they will break your heart but you still go back. It is a dysfunctional relationship to some degree but I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

I’m kind of envious of people who’ve had a team since childhood. Those kinds of fans have a perspective that I will never have. (The team that I grew up with disbanded in the early 1980’s; this is what can happen when you grow up watching a minor league team.) I have a lot to learn about the Mets and it’s a task that I embrace.

As for heartbreak, being a fan is like being in a relationship with someone. Every year that goes by you learn a little more about the other person. The longer you are with someone the longer you’ve had to accept each other, and the more you’re willing to forgive the little flaws and missteps. And the more you are inclined and able to weather hard times. At least that’s the way I look at it. But some people have no patience in a relationship. They are OK as long as things are rosie, but will bail out after the smallest of troubles. This is how the fair-weather fan strikes me.

Life isn’t meant to be easy. You have to be able to deal with adversity

This season has been nerve-wracking, much more so than last. But at least we are in the hunt for the playoffs. Last season was a little bit too easy (except for the playoffs when we lost Pedro and El Duque to injury). This season, and especially the past few weeks, have been a real challenge for the players, coaches, and manager. It’s interesting — and even instructive — to watch how they have dealt with it.

I’ve only been a Mets fan for five years. Based on life expectancy and family history, I probably have 30-40 more years of this. I look forward to every single one of them.

Judie wrote: …. Glad we finally won again, and the Phillies lost! The Gods smiled on us.

The Gods must be crazy to give us a season like this.

Let’s Go Mets.

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