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31 May 2007, Thursday

All Creatures Great and Small

Filed under: Karma — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 20:43:13

rrgirl writes in Well Dog my Cat:

the lesson I take from these stories is a society that tolerates cruelty to animals for sport isn’t worth protecting and defending. it’s as much about protecting the animals from cruelty as it is about protecting us from cruelness. or, a quote I’ve seen attributed to Mark Twain: “Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.”

And adds:

as the blogger no doubt knows better than I, the range of opinions about what constitutes cruelty to animals includes some very vehemently held beliefs. by identifying sport as a single category of misuse, I didn’t want to imply that I think any other form of cruelty to another species could be justified, but to some of us, there are grey areas around commercial and agricultural uses of animals. I try to make the best choices I can every day, and I respect that effort in others, even if our choices aren’t the same.

Ah, the ongoing search for consistency.

I like what you say about making “the best choices I can.” Nothing is black and white — and we think too hard and create more grey for ourselves.

As regards animals in society: We’re appalled by dogfighting, but cheer the Triple Crown and take the kids to the circus. We eat mountains of hamburgers and hot dogs over Memorial Day weekend, blind and deaf to the plight of livestock. The idea of animal experimentation in medical research is something we don’t like to think about.

We humans owe a lot to animals. They provide us with food and clothing, entertainment and companionship. We use them in research that allows us to live longer and healthier lives. We should consider the concept of Animal Debt, something along the line of Carbon Debt. A little payback from our species to all others.

My own personal Animal Debt balance is, I think, on the good side. All three cats were adopted. The first one actually belonged to neighbors (he’s from an abandoned litter they’d taken in), but they already had a lot of pets so it was OK with them when he wandered over here and decided to stay. There’s a birdfeeder in the backyard and all the squirrels in the neighborhood feel like they’re living on a peanut plantation with all the peanuts we get for them. We brake for animals. We walk over the lawn prior to mowing in order to get the snakes to slither out of harm’s way. Mowing is done very slowly for the same reason — to give them a fair chance to get away. We’ve never used herbicides or insecticides in the yard, not so much to spare the dang bugs that eat our plants, but to keep noxious chemicals out of the environment and off the pets, wild animals, and neighborhood kids who stroll through the yard. I haven’t made the leap to become a vegetarian (yet?) but eat very little meat.

Most of my bad animal karma comes from previous employment in laboratory research. I have killed my share of mice, rats, and other creatures. I didn’t like doing it, but I was good at it. That assessment sounds demented, but the better you are at it the less the animal suffers. I like to think that most of the research was worthwhile. It was time and effort well-spent, although I could never go back to it.

I’m not so radical as to put animal life equal to or above that of human, but if the ship were sinking and I had a choice I might well rescue Fido over Michael Vick, especially if those dogfighting allegations prove to be true.

(Serendipitously, an interesting post on dogs in Anthropology.net: Man’s Best Friends: Part I – The Dog.)

A U-shaped metal piece with holes in each end through which a pin or bolt is run, used as a fastening device.

Filed under: Department of Grey Matter — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 12:26:40

Samir Patel Update: The Semifinals

Filed under: Department of Grey Matter — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 11:54:28

Karl forgives me:

No problem. All I said was that someone with Vick’s past brushes with the law should probably be aware of what exonerated means.

Great with your Samir updates. Didn’t hear Dan mention any of the bee today. Was the whole show on Kobe?

I didn’t listen to every single minute of the show, but it seemed like everytime I listened they were talking about Kobe. I hope DP gives some Samir updates today.

The bee is in the 5th round now, in the 200’s. Samir should be up soon.

Sunglo?

Filed under: Department of Grey Matter — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 07:05:31

Isn’t that one of the Teletubbies?

A brand of livestock feed?

Whatever.

Spelling it correctly got Samir into the semifinals.

Let’s Go, Samir!

No sunglo here, but a great Moonglow:

30 May 2007, Wednesday

The Legend Continues …

Filed under: Department of Grey Matter — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 15:52:02

Samir cruised through Round 3, spelling “trumpery” — which has something to do with Donald Trump, I think.

Round 4 in progress.

Sadness and Despair!

Filed under: En Fuego Deficiency — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 14:25:58

Poor Kevin Lotharp of Bel Air, Maryland was eliminated in the third round, striking out on “palaver,” DP’s Word of the Month courtesy of NBA commissioner David Stern.

Samir Patel Update

Filed under: Department of Grey Matter — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 14:06:21

(In case you’re tired of listening to DP talk about Kobe Bryant on today’s show.)

Samir has advanced to the quarterfinals, having passed Round 1 (a written test) and Round 2 (correctly spelling the word “decor” — man, talk about a can of corn). Samir is contestant #247. The quarterfinals consist of Rounds 3 and 4; if Samir can get through these two rounds he will advance to tomorrow’s semifinals, which will be on ESPN from 10am-1pm ET.

Let’s Go Samir!

Sorry, Karl

Filed under: En Fuego Deficiency — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 11:03:26

I was cleaning out some spam that slipped through the spam filter and just deleted your comment on Samir Patel being able to spell “exonerated.”

My bad.

29 May 2007, Tuesday

I’ll Bet Samir Can Spell “Exonerated”

Filed under: Department of Grey Matter — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 11:51:07

I’ll bet he knows what it means, too.

Spellbound

Filed under: Department of Letters — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 07:37:03

Just a reminder that DP’s favorite speller Samir Patel will be competing in the Scripps National Spelling Bee this week. Dan has picked Samir to win it all.

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