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30 November 2006, Thursday

Someone told me there’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

Filed under: Keith Olbermann in Los Angeles — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 18:09:21

Going To California

Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they’re all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.

Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I’ll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.

To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings… la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin’ to find a woman who’s never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it’s not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.

29 November 2006, Wednesday

Baseball is like the old British Empire

Filed under: Religion and Faith — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 22:48:27

The sun never sets on it.

Anonymous comments on Bad Sex:

Funny!

P.S.: There’s a reason why they call this “FOOTBALL SEASON.”

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Let’s go Mets.

What in heaven’s name brought Keith Olbermann to Los Angeles?

Filed under: Keith Olbermann in Los Angeles — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 21:41:05

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KO: I came to Los Angeles for the waters.

Inspector Renault: Waters? What waters? Los Angeles is a desert.

KO: I was misinformed.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

28 November 2006, Tuesday

Fashion Week!

Filed under: Keith Olbermann in Los Angeles — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 17:03:15

California style, for those hot, sunny days …

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Dude. I still can’t find my pants.

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“Without debate, without criticism, no Administration and no country can succeed — and no republic can survive.”

Filed under: Great Speeches — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 12:57:30

No President should fear public scrutiny of his program. For from that
scrutiny comes understanding; and from that understanding comes
support or opposition. And both are necessary.

I meant to make a post on President Kennedy last Wednesday. I missed my goal, but my dawdling gave me time to further wander around the Internet where I found this really great speech by him.

I don’t recall ever hearing any of President Kennedy’s speeches when I was young; I was a child when he died. As an undergraduate in the late 70s I was cleaning our house one November as the local public radio station aired various speeches and press conferences by him. I was absolutely struck not only by how good a speaker he was, but also with his relaxed, witty, and engaging nature. For the very first time in my life I realized why people had been so devastated when he was assassinated.

The following speech was made in 1961 to the American Newspaper Publishers Association. 45 years ago, yet it has great relevance for us today.

The audio and text are from the Internet Archive. The audio runs about 19 minutes; there are other audio formats available on the Internet Archive Web site, and streaming audio as well (in case the Odeo player below does not work — Odeo is kind of quirky but at present it is the only player that WordPress allows).

 

 
PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY
XXXV President of the United States: 1961-1963

Address to the American Newspaper Publishers Association
New York City, April 27, 1961

President John F. Kennedy

“THE PRESIDENT AND THE PRESS”

——————————————————————-

Mr. Chairman, ladies and gentlemen:

I appreciate very much your generous invitation to be here tonight.

You bear heavy responsibilities these days and an article I read
some time ago reminded me of how particularly heavily the burdens
of present day events bear upon your profession.

You may remember that in 1851 the New York Herald Tribune, under
the sponsorship and publishing of Horace Greeley, employed as its
London correspondent an obscure journalist by the name of Karl Marx.

We are told that foreign correspondent Marx, stone broke, and with
a family ill and undernourished, constantly appealed to Greeley and
Managing Editor Charles Dana for an increase in his munificent
salary of $5 per installment, a salary which he and Engels
ungratefully labeled as the “lousiest petty bourgeois cheating.”

But when all his financial appeals were refused, Marx looked around
for other means of livelihood and fame, eventually terminating his
relationship with the Tribune and devoting his talents full time to
the cause that would bequeath to the world the seeds of Leninism,
Stalinism, revolution and the cold war.

If only this capitalistic New York newspaper had treated him more
kindly; if only Marx had remained a foreign correspondent, history
might have been different. And I hope all publishers will bear this
lesson in mind the next time they receive a poverty-stricken appeal
for a small increase in the expense account from an obscure newspaper

I have selected as the title of my remarks tonight “The President
and the Press.” Some may suggest that this would be more naturally
worded “The President Versus the Press.” But those are not my
sentiments tonight.

It is true, however, that when a well-known diplomat from another
country demanded recently that our State Department repudiate certain
newspaper attacks on his colleague it was unnecessary for us to reply
that this Administration was not responsible for the press, for the
press had already made it clear that it was not responsible for this
Administration.

Nevertheless, my purpose here tonight is not to deliver the usual
assault on the so-called one-party press. On the contrary, in recent
months I have rarely heard any complaints about political bias in the
press except from a few Republicans. Nor is it my purpose tonight to
discuss or defend the televising of Presidential press conferences. I
think it is highly beneficial to have some 20,000,000 Americans
regularly sit in on these conferences to observe, if I may say so,
the incisive, the intelligent and the courteous qualities displayed
by your Washington correspondents.

Nor, finally, are these remarks intended to examine the proper degree
of privacy which the press should allow to any President and his
family.

If in the last few months your White House reporters and photographers
have been attending church services with regularity, that has surely
done them no harm.

On the other hand, I realize that your staff and wire service
photographers may be complaining that they do not enjoy the same green
privileges at the local golf courses which they once did.

It is true that my predecessor did not object as I do to pictures of
one’s golfing skill in action. But neither on the other hand did he
ever bean a Secret Service man. My topic tonight is a more sober one
of concern to publishers as well as editors.

I want to talk about our common responsibilities in the face of a
common danger. The events of recent weeks may have helped to
illuminate that challenge for some; but the dimensions of its threat
have loomed large on the horizon for many years. Whatever our hopes
may be for the future–for reducing this threat or living with it–
there is no escaping either the gravity or the totality of its
challenge to our survival and to our security–a challenge that
confronts us in unaccustomed ways in every sphere of human activity.

This deadly challenge imposes upon our society two requirements of
direct concern both to the press and to the President–two
requirements that may seem almost contradictory in tone, but which
must be reconciled and fulfilled if we are to meet this national
peril. I refer, first, to the need for far greater public information;
and, second, to the need for far greater official secrecy.

I.

The very word “secrecy” is repugnant in a free and open society; and
we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret
societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings. We decided long
ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of
pertinent facts far outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify
it. Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a
closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today,
there is little value in insuring the survival of our nation if our
traditions do not survive with it. And there is very grave danger that
an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those
anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship
and concealment. That I do not intend to permit to the extent that it
is in my control. And no official of my Administration, whether his
rank is high or low, civilian or military, should interpret my words
here tonight as an excuse to censor the news, to stifle dissent, to
cover up our mistakes or to withhold from the press and the public the
facts they deserve to know.

But I do ask every publisher, every editor, and every newsman in the
nation to reexamine his own standards, and to recognize the nature of
our country’s peril. In time of war, the government and the press have
customarily joined in an effort, based largely on self-discipline, to
prevent unauthorized disclosures to the enemy. In time of “clear and
present danger,” the courts have held that even the privileged rights
of the First Amendment must yield to the public’s need for national
security.

Today no war has been declared–and however fierce the struggle may
be, it may never be declared in the traditional fashion. Our way of
life is under attack. Those who make themselves our enemy are
advancing around the globe. The survival of our friends is in danger.
And yet no war has been declared, no borders have been crossed by
marching troops, no missiles have been fired.

If the press is awaiting a declaration of war before it imposes the
self-discipline of combat conditions, then I can only say that no war
ever posed a greater threat to our security. If you are awaiting a
finding of “clear and present danger,” then I can only say that the
danger has never been more clear and its presence has never been more
imminent.

It requires a change in outlook, a change in tactics, a change in
missions–by the government, by the people, by every businessman or
labor leader, and by every newspaper. For we are opposed around the
world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily
on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence–on
infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections,
on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night
instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast
human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit,
highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic,
intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.

its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are
buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No
expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is
revealed. It conducts the Cold War, in short, with a war-time
discipline no democracy would ever hope or wish to match.

Nevertheless, every democracy recognizes the necessary restraints
of national security-and the question remains whether those
restraints need to be more strictly observed if we are to oppose
this kind of attack as well as outright invasion.

For the facts of the matter are that this nation’s foes have openly
boasted of acquiring through our newspapers information they would
otherwise hire agents to acquire through theft, bribery or
espionage; that details of this nation’s covert preparations to
counter the enemy’s covert operations have been available to every
newspaper reader, friend and foe alike; that the size, the strength,
the location and the nature of our forces and weapons, and our plans
and strategy for their use, have all been pinpointed in the press
and other news media to a degree sufficient to satisfy any foreign
power; and that, in at least one case, the publication of details
concerning a secret mechanism whereby satellites were followed
required its alteration at the expense of considerable time and
money.

The newspapers which printed these stories were loyal, patriotic,
responsible and well-meaning. Had we been engaged in open warfare,
they undoubtedly would not have published such items. But in the
absence of open warfare, they recognized only the tests of
journalism and not the tests of national security. And my question
tonight is whether additional tests should not now be adopted.

That question is for you alone to answer. No public official should
answer it for you. No governmental plan should impose its restraints
against your will. But I would be failing in my duty to the Nation,
in considering all of the responsibilities that we now bear and all
of the means at hand to meet those responsibilities, if I did not
commend this problem to your attention, and urge its thoughtful
consideration.

On many earlier occasions, I have said-and your newspapers have
constantly said-that these are times that appeal to every citizen’s
sense of sacrifice and self-discipline. They call out to every
citizen to weigh his rights and comforts against his obligations to
the common good. I cannot now believe that those citizens who serve
in the newspaper business consider themselves exempt from that appeal.

I have no intention of establishing a new Office of War Information
to govern the flow of news. I am not suggesting any new forms of
censorship or new types of security classifications. I have no easy
answer to the dilemma that I have posed, and would not seek to impose
it if I had one. But I am asking the members of the newspaper
profession and the industry in this country to reexamine their own
responsibilities, to consider the degree and the nature of the present
danger, and to heed the duty of self-restraint which that danger
imposes upon us all.

Every newspaper now asks itself, with respect to every story: “Is it
news?” All I suggest is that you add the question: “Is it in the
interest of the national security?” And I hope that every group in
America-unions and businessmen and public officials at every level–
will ask the same question of their endeavors, and subject their
actions to this same exacting test.

And should the press of America consider and recommend the voluntary
assumption of specific new steps or machinery, I can assure you that
we will cooperate whole-heartedly with those recommendations.

Perhaps there will be no recommendations. Perhaps there is no answer
to the dilemma faced by a free and open society in a cold and secret
war. In times of peace, any discussion of this subject, and any action
that results, are both painful and without precedent. But this is a
time of peace and peril which knows no precedent in history.

II.

It is the unprecedented nature of this challenge that also gives rise
to your second obligation–an obligation which I share. And that is
our obligation to inform and alert the American people–to make
certain that they possess all the facts that they need, and understand
them as well–the perils, the prospects, the purposes of our program
and the choices that we face.

No President should fear public scrutiny of his program. For from that
scrutiny comes understanding; and from that understanding comes
support or opposition. And both are necessary. I am not asking your
newspapers to support the Administration, but I am asking your help
in the tremendous task of informing and alerting the American people.
For I have complete confidence in the response and dedication of our
citizens whenever they are fully informed.

I not only could not stifle controversy among your readers–I welcome
it. This Administration intends to be candid about its errors; for, as
a wise man once said: “An error doesn’t become a mistake until you
refuse to correct it.” We intend to accept full responsibility for our
errors; and we expect you to point them out when we miss them.

Without debate, without criticism, no Administration and no country can
succeed-and no republic can survive. That is why the Athenian law-maker
Solon decreed it a crime for any citizen to shrink from controversy.
And that is why our press was protected by the First Amendment–the
only business in America specifically protected by the Constitution–
not primarily to amuse and entertain, not to emphasize the trivial and
the sentimental, not to simply “give the public what it wants”–but to
inform, to arouse, to reflect, to state our dangers and our
opportunities, to indicate our crises and our choices, to lead, mold,
educate and sometimes even anger public opinion.

This means greater coverage and analysis of international news–for it
is no longer far away and foreign but close at hand and local. It means
greater attention to improved understanding of the news as well as
improved transmission. And it means, finally, that government at all
levels, must meet its obligation to provide you with the fullest
possible information outside the narrowest limits of national
security–and we intend to do it.

III.

It was early in the Seventeenth Century that Francis Bacon remarked on
three recent inventions already transforming the world: the compass,
gunpowder and the printing press. Now the links between the nations
first forged by the compass have made us all citizens of the world, the
hopes and threats of one becoming the hopes and threats of us all. In
that one world’s efforts to live together, the evolution of gunpowder
to its ultimate limit has warned mankind of the terrible consequences
of failure.

And so it is to the printing press–to the recorder of man’s deeds, the
keeper of his conscience, the courier of his news–that we look for
strength and assistance, confident that with your help man will be what
he was born to be: free and independent.

NOTE: The President spoke at the annual dinner of the Association’s
Bureau of Advertising held at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York
City. His opening words “Mr. Chairman” referred to Palmer Hoyt, Editor
and Publisher of the Denver Post, who acted as chairman of the dinner.

Go Big Red

Filed under: Department of Cornhuskers — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 00:04:19

Leaving Iraq, Honorably

By Chuck Hagel
Sunday, November 26, 2006

There will be no victory or defeat for the United States in Iraq. These terms do not reflect the reality of what is going to happen there. The future of Iraq was always going to be determined by the Iraqis — not the Americans.

Iraq is not a prize to be won or lost. It is part of the ongoing global struggle against instability, brutality, intolerance, extremism and terrorism. There will be no military victory or military solution for Iraq. Former secretary of state Henry Kissinger made this point last weekend.

The time for more U.S. troops in Iraq has passed. We do not have more troops to send and, even if we did, they would not bring a resolution to Iraq. Militaries are built to fight and win wars, not bind together failing nations. We are once again learning a very hard lesson in foreign affairs: America cannot impose a democracy on any nation — regardless of our noble purpose.

We have misunderstood, misread, misplanned and mismanaged our honorable intentions in Iraq with an arrogant self-delusion reminiscent of Vietnam. Honorable intentions are not policies and plans. Iraq belongs to the 25 million Iraqis who live there. They will decide their fate and form of government.

It may take many years before there is a cohesive political center in Iraq. America’s options on this point have always been limited. There will be a new center of gravity in the Middle East that will include Iraq. That process began over the past few days with the Syrians and Iraqis restoring diplomatic relations after 20 years of having no formal communication.

What does this tell us? It tells us that regional powers will fill regional vacuums, and they will move to work in their own self-interest — without the United States. This is the most encouraging set of actions for the Middle East in years. The Middle East is more combustible today than ever before, and until we are able to lead a renewal of the Israeli-Palestinian peace process, mindless destruction and slaughter will continue in Lebanon, Israel and across the Middle East.

We are a long way from a sustained peaceful resolution to the anarchy in Iraq. But this latest set of events is moving the Middle East in the only direction it can go with any hope of lasting progress and peace. The movement will be imperfect, stuttering and difficult.

America finds itself in a dangerous and isolated position in the world. We are perceived as a nation at war with Muslims. Unfortunately, that perception is gaining credibility in the Muslim world and for many years will complicate America’s global credibility, purpose and leadership. This debilitating and dangerous perception must be reversed as the world seeks a new geopolitical, trade and economic center that will accommodate the interests of billions of people over the next 25 years. The world will continue to require realistic, clear-headed American leadership — not an American divine mission.

The United States must begin planning for a phased troop withdrawal from Iraq. The cost of combat in Iraq in terms of American lives, dollars and world standing has been devastating. We’ve already spent more than $300 billion there to prosecute an almost four-year-old war and are still spending $8 billion per month. The United States has spent more than $500 billion on our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. And our effort in Afghanistan continues to deteriorate, partly because we took our focus off the real terrorist threat, which was there, and not in Iraq.

We are destroying our force structure, which took 30 years to build. We’ve been funding this war dishonestly, mainly through supplemental appropriations, which minimizes responsible congressional oversight and allows the administration to duck tough questions in defending its policies. Congress has abdicated its oversight responsibility in the past four years.

It is not too late. The United States can still extricate itself honorably from an impending disaster in Iraq. The Baker-Hamilton commission gives the president a new opportunity to form a bipartisan consensus to get out of Iraq. If the president fails to build a bipartisan foundation for an exit strategy, America will pay a high price for this blunder — one that we will have difficulty recovering from in the years ahead.

To squander this moment would be to squander future possibilities for the Middle East and the world. That is what is at stake over the next few months.

The writer is a Republican senator from Nebraska.

United States Senator Chuck Hagel

27 November 2006, Monday

I Love a Parade

Filed under: Extracurricular Activities — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 18:52:02

rrgirl fills us in on Script Bees:

we’re working on that video. I looked for it before I posted the comment. the video exists, but maybe it hasn’t been uploaded. friends of friends are boosters…it may take a while. in the meantime, some other kids from the neighborhood were in the Macy’s parade. we love the marching mustangs, too, but the bees uniforms are waaaay cooler.

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade is great, especially going to see the balloons get inflated on Thanksgiving Eve.

My high school band has performed at the Macy’s parade in the past — and the Rose Parade, too. They funded their out-of-state trips by collecting empty beer bottles and taking them back to the plant for recycling. Part of the band room was always floor-to-ceiling with empty beer bottles.

I was in the orchestra. We never got to march in parades ….

26 November 2006, Sunday

Almost Like Bad Sex

Filed under: Worst TV Station in the World — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 23:37:09

You know how it is to discover something wonderful and anticipate a night of pure magic, only to have your hopes and fantasies dashed and ground into the turf?

Yeah. Thank you, Fox Television. Thanks a bunch.

After being teased into believing that we would have a baseball game to enjoy on tv last night (Baseball! On Thanksgiving weekend!) Fox switched over to some lame Aaron Spelling-, “Desperate Housewives”-type program sometime after the 3rd inning.

Bastards.

All we’ve had since since the World Series ended in October is keeping up with hot stove action, following winter league games (God bless streaming audio), and listening to Dan Patrick complain that Albert Pujols wasn’t picked NL MVP and Keith Olbermann complain about Derek Jeter not being voted AL MVP. (But I agree with KO: Jeter should have won. There is an anti-Yankee backlash. But although Joe Cowley [22 November DP Show] of the Chicago Sun-Times put Jeter 6th on his ballot, he also put Alex Rodriguez in his top 10 — leaving Joe Mauer off. Is that Yankee Love, or what? The Sun-Times has Cowley and Jay Mariotti. Boy, there’s a Dynamic Duo ….)

Has the Dominican Winter League started? We need to fly south ….

28 days until Christmas and 94 days until spring training.

25 November 2006, Saturday

Thank You, Fox Television

Filed under: Sorry K.O. — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 18:51:23

The local Fox affiliate is airing a Hawaii Winter Baseball league game. It’s just a taped game between the West Oahu CaneFires and the Waikiki BeachBoys, but what the heck. It’s baseball.

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Time for leftover turkey and another Thanksgiving prayer:

Thank you, God, for giving us baseball ….

23 November 2006, Thursday

Blessings

Filed under: Department of Gratitude — Keith Olbermann Is Evil @ 07:04:31

Be Glad of Life

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